| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This relaxed crewneck tee carries a vintage, hand-lettered poster design that reads “Somebody Save Me / Me From Myself,” printed in deep ink for a slightly distressed look. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar and lived-in from the first wear, draping loosely over the body and keeping movement easy. It’s for people who wear their honesty on their sleeve — those who mix a bit of dark humor with sincerity. Throw it on for late-night hangs, low-key shows, or slow Sunday mornings. The design reads like a quiet confession and wears like a small, witty statement that fits into everyday life.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design, producing crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric with tear-away label and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

