| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A playful, vintage-style tee that wears like a favorite from day one. The front features a colorful, folk-art chicken wearing beads and a hat, paired with cheeky retro lettering that reads “Let’s keep the dumbluckery to a minimum today.” The natural cotton tone and tiny flecks give the print a lived-in, rustic look. Lightweight but sturdy, this shirt sits comfortably at the shoulders with a classic crew neckline and relaxed fit — great for slow mornings, backyard gatherings, or when you want to send a humorous, low-key vibe without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for reduced waste and smoother silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual-printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork to ensure crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
